no sideblogs, we chaotically cram our personal posts, aesthetic posts, and 800 hyperfixations into one blog like men
i can't believe you're "supposed" to make eye contact with people. like be serious i don't need to see your soul like that
A Haiku:
📲 💡
🖼️ 🆔 📖 🗣️
🖥️ 📜
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Online Poetry
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Reminds me of an old internet poem:
< > ! * ' ' #
^ " ` $ $ -
! * = @ $ _
% * < > ~ # 4
& [ ] . . /
| { , , SYSTEM HALTED
The poem can only be appreciated by reading it aloud, as such:
Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,
Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,
Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,
Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,
Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,
Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH
OH I GOT ONE AS WELL
Behold, the math limerick:
((12+144+20+3*sqrt[4])/7)+5*11=9²+0
A dozen, a gross, and a score,
plus three times the square root of four,
divided by seven,
plus five times eleven
is nine squared and not a bit more
i miss thrifting back in the day when rich people were just bored and thought they were just throwing scraps to the poor now every trust fund baby is a reseller and thinks their nasty ass rags are worthy of wiping the asscrack of God himself
this blew up beyond expectation but i’m glad so many of u can relate!
i'm both dumber and smarter than you think so don't underestimate me because i'm actually smart about a lot of stuff but also don't be surprised if i'm dumb about some other stuff hope that helps
why do they let the worlds most boring people direct movies
They explain this in the tinkerbell movies. The light comes from the pixie dust covering every faries wings. This guy hasn’t even seen the tinkerbell movies




